"The only place
Al Gore conserves energy these days is on the treadmill."
"There are a lot
of bad Republicans; there are no good Democrats."
"I would like evolution
to join the roster of other discredited religions."
"Clinton's library is
the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section."
"Liberals are more
upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted."
"Liberals have
an unparalleled capacity to create myth when the truth will destroy them."
''It's well past time for
liberalism to be declared a religion and banned from public schools."
"Although God believers
don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true."
"Liberals are stalwart
defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals."
"Public school teachers
are the new priesthood while traditional religion is ridiculed and maligned."
"The Democrats
have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts
as a policy."
"Taxes are like
abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported
by Democrats."
"Liberals hate religion because
politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can't stand the
competition."
"Assuming you aren't a fetus,
the Left's most dangerous religious belief is their adoration of violent
criminals."
"If Democrats dared
speak coherently about what they believe, the American people would lynch
them."
"Usually the nonsense
liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy
is life-threatening."
"There is no surer proof
of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand
years after his death."
"Liberals creation
myth is Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, which is one notch above
Scientology in scientific rigor."
"The martyrdom
of Willie Horton will go down in history as the beginning of the Democrats'
official rejection of democracy."
"Fittingly, in
the final analysis, Clinton will not be remembered for what he did as
president, but for who he did."
"Democrats couldn't
care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their
lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror."
"Liberals hate
America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate
all religions except Islam, post 9/11."
"While the form of treachery
varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the
position that most undermines American security."
“If liberal propaganda didn't work, it would be impossible to comprehend
bimbo starlets and uneducated slobs attacking the intelligence of the
man who won the Cold War”
“We've finally given liberals
a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would,
except it would put them on the same side as the United States.”
"Fortunately, the Constitution
vests authority to make foreign policy with the President of the United
States, not this week's special guest on the Oxygen television network."
"Listening to liberals
invoke the sanctity of "science" to promote their crackpot ideas
creates the same uneasy feeling as listening to Bill Clinton cite Scripture."
"I think it's useful
to see Monica on TV as often as possible, and to remember that President
Clinton spent more time meeting with this nitwit hussy than he did with
the director of the CIA."
"Liberal doctrines
are less scientifically provable than the story of Noah's ark, but their
belief system is taught as fact in government schools, while Biblical
belief system is banned from government schools by law."
"(Liberals say) (w)e're the
only modern democracy with the death penalty. I think that should be treated
as a selling point: "come to the United States for the economic opportunity,
stay because we fry our Ted Bundys!"
"Liberals are more upset
when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted. Even if one
rates an unborn child less than a full-blown person, doesn't the unborn
child rate slightly higher than vegetation?"
"This is the way
addled liberals really think. Even as they champion sucking the brains
out of little babies, they think of themselves as indelibly compassionate
because they favor an overweening, behemoth federal government."
"Six imams removed
from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims
to boycott the airline. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines,
we could dispense with airport security altogether."
"The New York Times
editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter
what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on
political speech and stricter gun control."
"If we're so cruel
to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking
across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?"
"Liberals use the word
science exactly as they use the word constitutional. Both words are nothing
more or less than a general statement of liberal approval, having nothing
to do with either science or the Constitution."
"One recent menu for
suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken,
fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds
like the sort of thing you'd get at Windows on the World - if it still
existed."
"Liberals never, ever
drop a heinous idea; they just change the name. "Abortion" becomes "choice,"
"communist" becomes "progressive," "communist dictatorship" becomes "people's
democratic republic" and "Nikita Khrushchev" becomes "Barack Obama."
"There are only
two choices with savages: Fight or run. Democrats always want to run,
but they dress it up in meaningless catchphrases like "diplomacy," "detente,"
"engagement," "multilateral engagement," "multilateral diplomacy," "containment"
and "going to the U.N."
"The Democrats
are giving aid and comfort to the enemy for no purpose other than giving
aid and comfort to the enemy. There is no plausible explanation for the
Democrats' behavior other than that they long to see U.S. troops shot,
humiliated, and driven from the field of battle."
"The Democrats ran a
man for president who released a violent lunatic from prison despite a
life sentence. But instead of Republicans raising Willie Horton constantly
to say, This is the same Democrat Party that released Willie Horton,
it's Republicans who are supposed to be embarrassed by Willie Horton."
"Liberals become
indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work
overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at
dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy."
"Liberals pretend to
believe that when two random hoodlums kill a gay man in Oklahoma, it's
evidence of a national trend, but when a million people buy a book, it
proves absolutely nothing about the book-buying public."
"It's the famous liberal
two-step: First screw something up, then claim that it's screwed up because
there's not enough government oversight (it's the free market run wild!),
and then step in and really screw it up in the name of "reform."
"When we were at
peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats
want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise
taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes."
"Whether they are
defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are
always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the
matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant."
"Democrats won't
acknowledge the existence of "an imminent threat" anyplace in the world
until a nuclear missile is 12 minutes from New York. And then we'll never
have the satisfaction of saying "I told you so" because we'll all be dead."
"No science is ever
frightening to Christians. Religious people don't need the science to
come out any particular way on IQ or AIDS or sex differences any more
than they need the science to come out any particular way on evolution...If
evolution is true, then God created evolution."
"Isn't food important?
Why not "universal food coverage"? If politicians and employers had guaranteed
us "free" food 50 years ago, today Democrats would be wailing about the
"food crisis" in America, and you'd be on the phone with your food care
provider arguing about whether or not a Reuben sandwich with fries was
covered under your plan."
"The only group
in society that must be spoken of in reverential terms at all times, no
matter what, is public school teachers. Attack the Boy Scouts, boycott
Mel Gibson, put Christ in a jar of urine - but don;t dare say anything
bad about teachers. Unless you want it on your permanent record....."
"Now our forces
are killing lots of al-Qaida jihadists, preventing another terrorist attack
on U.S. soil, and giving democracy in Iraq a chance -- and Democrats say
we are "losing" this war. I think that's a direct quote from their leader
in the Senate, Harry Reid, but it may have been the Osama bin Laden tape
released this week. I always get those two confused."
"In anticipation
of their surrender strategy becoming substantially less popular in the
wake of another terrorist attack, the Democrats are all claiming that
the threat of terrorism was nonexistent -- notwithstanding 9/11, the Cole
bombing, the bombing of our embassies, the bombing of the World Trade
Center, the Achille Lauro, etc. etc. -- until George Bush invaded Iraq."
"a question on
reparations has got to be confusing when you're half-white and half-black.
What do you do? Demand an apology for slavery and money from yourself?
I guess biracial reparations would involve sending yourself money, then
sending back a portion of that money to yourself, minus 50 percent in
processing fees — which is the same way federal aid works."
"For six years,
the Bush administration has kept America safe from another terrorist attack,
allowing the Democrats to claim that the war on terrorism is a fraud,
a "bumper sticker," a sneaky ploy by a power-mad president to create an
apocryphal enemy so he could spy on innocent librarians in Wisconsin.
And that's the view of the moderate Democrats. The rest of them think
Bush was behind the 9/11 attacks."
"That's the America
you live in! A country founded on a compact with God, forged from the
idea that all men are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable
rights is now a country where taxpayers can be forced to subsidize "artistic"
exhibits of aborted fetuses. But don't start thinking about putting up
a Ten Commandments display."
"Christianity fuels
everything I write. Being a Christian means that I am called upon to do
battle against lies, injustice, cruelty, hypocrisy—you know, all the virtues
in the church of liberalism. As St. Paul said, if Christ is not risen
from the dead, then eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die."
"No matter what
else they pretend to care about from time to time — undermining national
security, aiding terrorists, oppressing the middle class, freeing violent
criminals — the single most important item on the Democrats' agenda is
abortion. Indeed, abortion is the one issue the Democratic Party is willing
to go to war over — except in the Muslim world, which is jam-packed with
prohibitions on abortion, but going to war against a Muslim nation might
also serve America's national security objectives. Liberals don't care
about women. They care about destroying human life. To them, 2,200 military
deaths in the entire course of a war in Iraq is unconscionable, but 1.3
million aborted babies in America every year is something to celebrate."
Compiled by Thomas
George
editor@Wisdom-of-the-Wise.com
