One day Satan and Jesus
were having a conversation
One day Satan and
Jesus were having a conversation.
had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he
was gloating and boasting . "Yes, sir, I just caught the world
full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't
resist. Got 'em all!"
"What are you going to do with
them?" Jesus asked..
"Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and
divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and
smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and
kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"
"And what will you do when you
get done with them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan
"How much do you want for them?"
"Oh, you don't want these people.
They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you.
They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you! You don't want those people!"
"How much?" Jesus
at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and
all your blood."
said, "Done!" Then he paid the price.
Isn't it funny how simple it is for
people to trash God and then wonder why the world is going to Hell.
Isn't it funny how we believe what the
newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
Isn't it funny how everyone wants to
go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do
anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?
Isn't it funny how someone can say "I
believe in God" but still follow Satan
(who by the way, also believes in God).
Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand
jokes through Email and they spread like wildfire, but when you start
sending messages regarding the Lord, people think
twice about sharing.
Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude,
vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion
of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Isn't it funny how someone can be fired up for Christ
on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest
of the week.
Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny how when you go to forward
this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because
you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for
sending it to them.
Isn't it funny how
I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what
God thinks of me.